After getting stuck in the door on voting day Winnie has decided he needs to lose weight:
- Because I am so big it was embarrassing that I made people miss out on voting especially as I am told they have been asking to do if for a long time and:
- Because since I got stuck in the doorway I hurt my back and have been in constant pain.
The pain from voting day has been eased in 2 ways firstly because my good friend the wise old owl sent him a TSE Actwell pain machine that de-stressed the back and also by the pain that I had been suffering finally leaving on Monday evening after being given a helping hand by the good Queen.
Winnie also asked Eeyore how could I lose weight and was surprised to be given another two ideas.
The first was to take the new Strawberry slim vitamin drink from Actwell that seems to be OK as it tastes really great almost as good as Honey.
The second idea seems very energetic for a poor old bear and that is to go to a place called West Minster (not sure what it is west of – possibly neverland) and then chase my tail just like all the others are. This sounds like fun but worried me because it means I will never have time to work and get any real answers.
It would be just a waste of time.
It would be just a waste of time.
So you can see I am a very confused poor little bear! Can someone else please guide me as my new friends at West Minster don’t seem to have any better ideas than my old friends?
They, alas seem to have disappeared (obviously chasing their own tails so much that they have run out of ideas and seem to have disappeared in an instant – strange for them they never normally move that fast).
Think I will probably just go to sleep, dreaming of Honey and wake up in 4-5 years when things have eased.
Night Night
Christopher and friends
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